Clothes On - Clothes Off

I realized that my social life is much like these pictures. 
I go out to a party - clothes on. I have fun at a party - clothes off. 
I go for a sail - clothes on. I am out in the boat - clothes off. 
I go out on a date - clothes on. I like my date - clothes off. 

I think you get the picture. I am going to have to make a change: 
I'm going to simply stop putting clothes on. Much easier.

In Sex is My Hobby - my top selling book and audiobook - Linda just never wears clothes as they interfere with her sex life. My kind of woman. Have a free listen Click Here